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In light of the disappointing ratings for the 2006 World Series, Major League Baseball is reviewing a plan that would see the best team in the American League play the New York Yankees, and the best team in the National League play the New York Yankees, and then each team play the Boston Red Sox, and then have the Boston Red Sox play the New York Yankees and…
It’s sort of like the scene in the movie “Invincible” where Vince Papale plays pick-up games of football with his friends, except after the game, instead of winning a spot with the Philladelphia Eagles imagine that he drives his car onto the field and tries to run over the other team.
The Indiana Pacers new image makeover plan:
Step 1 - Stop beating up fans of other teams.
Step 2 - Introduce new ad campaign and snappy slogan
…oh yeah, and ask the players to try to avoid getting arrested in incidents that involve them publicly kicking handicapped people.
My prediction: Sometime in December Penguins goalie Marc-Andre Fleury decides to kill all his defencemen. The case is dismissed when no evidence can be found to prove that Pittsburgh had any defencemen.