The seventh greatest Canadian ever speaks out about the “Vote For Rory” phenomenon.

A blistering 1-game winning streak has the Raptors only 2 games below mediocre and holding down first place in the highly competitive… ack… ack.. choking on …excessive sarcasm - gasp - choke…

Gretzky says something non-commital - hockey press turns it into a controversy… you know the drill.

“With Michael Clarke - who finished on 135 not out - supporting at the other end, they added an incredible 164 runs in 21 overs after tea.”

The Royals are willing to pay any price to sign every pitcher who went 11-8 in 2006. Five bucks says you can’t name any other pitcher on the Royals staff.

Jackson tossed from game by own coach - Pacers management pleased that story does not involve phrases “awaiting trial for” or “charged with”… oh wait…