If you’re in the market for an abused, malnourished, possibly rabid pit bull there’s an NFL player who has some to give away as part of a plea bargain in an animal cruelty case… no, not him - another NFL player.

The New York Yankees, The Toronto Blue Jays, The Vancouver Canucks - plus great cheaters of sports history

In other Astros news, Miguel Tejada has not yet been indicted but has sucked, and Kaz Matsui still has a torn anus.

What could possibly be done to render the 82 games of the NHL regular season even more meaningless? How about adding some more teams to the playoffs?

“…if Larry Bird was a black guy, he would just be another good guy.” - agree or disagree?

Say “HEY! Get that camera out of here!”

Sprewell lives in a $400,000 house in Milwaukee and Isaiah Rider used to illegally charge his cell phone bill to someone else’s account. NBA players are actually paid with real money aren’t they?

Okay! Raise your hands everyone who picked up Bob Howry in the final rounds of their fantasy baseball draft…

Yep. Hockey.

Once around the internet…

What can we conclude from this? Anyone named Chris is a violent psychopath. Steer clear of them.

“I didn’t even see the bull in the drawing until someone else pointed it out to me.”

In honor of David Eckstein joining the Toronto Blue Jays, I’m going to favor Canadian sources for this list…

Cincinnati… I got nothing. A WKRP reference?