Mitchell report: Clemens is a drug-fueled monster

Apparently there are over 400 pages to the Mitchell report, and it names 7 MVPs and 31 All Stars - it also coincidently manages to name at least one player for every position.

The big news however is the name Roger Clemens: The Mitchell report tells the story of a “debauched 19th-century nobleman who makes an unholy pact permitting him eternal youth and good looks. His multitudinous sins–and his actual age–are reflected in his portrait, which Gray keeps locked up in his attic”

…wait - no. That’s the plot summary for “The Picture of Dorian Grey”. Apparently I haven’t read the Mitchell report yet.

Story on ESPN.com