Man if I had a dime for every time I’ve had to pull my gun and fire some warning shots after getting punched in the face and run over with a car while leaving a strip club…

Stephen Jackson’s game status:
Injury Report
Leg, mouth - Questionable for Oct. 11 vs. Utah
(Updated - 10/11/06)
http://www.sportsline.com/nba/players/playerpage/154572
Hey Stephen, how did you injure your leg and mouth?
http://www.tribstar.com/breakingnews/local_story_279083344.html
Oh.
…but wait, is pulling a gun and firing shots outside a strip club at 3 AM after getting into a fistfight and having someone intentionally run him down with a car going to have any affect on his fantasy league value?
http://www.rotowire.com/roto_to_gnews.htm?ID=72979&sport=nba
Oh - whew.
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