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Life’s a bitch
Michael Vick’s attorney claims that clinical depression caused Vick to become involved in dogfighting. Really? Well, now it’s leading him to a couple of years in PMITA federal prison.
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They say that every dog has his day, but the truth is it’s a dog eat dog world out there, and life can truly be a bitch. Hounded by the press, Vick swore they were barking up the wrong tree, but in the end it turned out that he had indeed laid down with dogs and woken up with fleas.
Vick finds himself in U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson’s doghouse for not “fully accepting resposibility” for his actions. Hudson’s bite today proved as bad as his bark - as he sentenced Vick to 23 months in a federal prison.
Poodle.
Story - pretty much everywhere, but let’s go with ESPN
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