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Hockey team you forgot exists signs player you’ve never heard of…
I think the New York Islanders are trying to make a name for themselves as the team to go with when you’re looking for job security
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TechnoratiSports Illustrated is reporting that the New York Islanders have signed Trent Hunter to a 5 year extension.
“Our team theme this season is heart, grit and character and that’s a perfect description of Trent.” stated GM Garth Snow. He added “Our theme for next year might be winning. Or togetherness. We haven’t decided yet.”
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I feel it’s important to take a moment and mention that the photo in this article is not photo-shopped - at least not by me. This is apparently a real product called an “Islanders Baby Cozy”.
What’s it for? Best guess - storing babies. “Oh I’m sorry ma’am you’re only allowed one carry-on”
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Pissed? I would be too if I was a fan of New York, you should definitely complain about it...