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Offensive juggernauts clash - elsewhere NJ and Anaheim play a hockey game
Anaheim and New Jersey attempt to settle the question of which post-season contender truly has the worst offense - Devils present the stronger case. San Jose begs to differ…
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In a game that surprisingly required 2 more goals than the absolute minimum necessary to establish a winner and loser, the Anaheim Ducks and New Jersey Devils made their cases for why they will soon be attempting to trade their entire farm systems for Mats Sundin.
In other news, Leafs upper management was heard to wonder “The Devils and Ducks eh? Hmmm… they’ll probably try to offer us a bunch of draft picks and young prospects. Isn’t there any team out there that will offer us the short-sighted quick-fix we’re looking for to get us back to mediocrity?”
Representatives for the San Jose Sharks then smiled and asked Patrick Marleau to start packing his bags.
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