10 Questions For the Knicks to Ask Potential Replacements for Isaiah Thomas

“Are you Isaiah Thomas?”

“Do you have any outstanding sexual harassment cases?”

“You wouldn’t be Isaiah Thomas by any chance would you?”

“How often are you prone to making racist comments?”

“Isaiah? Why did you look at me when I said that name?”

“Would you sign a lazy backup center that averages 3 fouls every 14 minutes to a 5 year $30 million contract?”

“Are you now, or have you ever at any point in the past, been Isaiah Thomas?”

“NBA salary cap - ever heard of it?”

“Have you ever driven an NBA franchise into the ground?”

“Did you remember to bring at least three pieces of ID that show you’re not Isaiah Thomas?”