South Florida shocked to discover Bulls team logo was actually drawing of a penis

Officials at the University of South Florida are scrambling to explain how a drawing of male genitalia became the school’s new logo for both its Basketball and Football programs. The shocking news broke recently when someone pointed out that even in its current form the logo is obviously a drawing of a penis.

Commenting, the artist said “Well it all started when the committee in charge came by my studio unexpectedly wanting to see rough sketches of ideas for the logo. I didn’t have anything really to show them, but then one of them picked up this pad I’d been doodling on, and commented how much he like the sketch.”

“It was an outline of… well you know, a dick. It was like a ball sack with a dick - the kind every kid draws on stuff.”

“I was just doodling while trying to think of ideas - to be honest I didn’t even see the bull in the drawing until someone else pointed it out to me.”

Said one member of the committee “Oh yes, we absolutely saw the penis in the original drawing. That was key to our decision. I mean Florida - it looks like a limp penis hanging off the side of America doesn’t it. We felt the new team logo spoke to that, while still looking a little like a bull.”